1. Do your duty: write your tweet. Don’t expect any retweets or favorites. 2. Do not be attached to your tweet. For attachment breeds desire, desire breeds anger, anger to delusion, delusion to deactivation. 3. Every time the timeline decays, I am reborn as an hashtag. 4. You can delete your tweet but not its screenshot. 5. A tweet cannot be cut to pieces by any weapon, burned by fire, drowned in water nor blown away by wind. 6. I am time. I have come to consume your thoughts